Booking by text/phone: Please text or call me at 313-627-3345 to set up a time to see me! (No explicit talk, blocked numbers will be ignored.) I usually respond to texts most quickly. But you can call if you prefer, and if I don't answer, just leave a voicemail letting me know which major city you saw I was in (Chicago, Detroit, etc) and that you'd like to set up a time to meet, and I'll call you back. (You can text/call anytime 24/7, I just turn my phone off when I'm asleep.)

Booking by email: I prefer booking by text or phone, however you may also email me at to book, as long as it is more than 24 hours in advance of an appointment, because I don't check email as often. (If it's less than 24 hours away, please text or call my phone # above.) However, emailing can sometimes be helpful *if* you'd like to write up a longer description of yourself or what you're looking for. If you do that, I prefer if you also text/call just to let me know you sent an email writeup, along with your email name or address so I know which email it is. If you contact me by email only, you must: 1. Include what metro area you want to meet in (since I am often on tour and I don't know where you are), and 2. You must indicate in your email whether you can follow up with text/call, or if you can only email that you can pay a deposit.

If I am in your town, generally I am available between the hours of 12pm and 2am. I don't typically do morning appointments, although sometimes I can do 11am. If I have not seen you before, the earliest time is 2pm unless you provide a deposit. I prefer if you can book at least a day or two in advance, although I am sometimes available on as short as an hour's notice if you want to text or call me!